About Us
Welcome to Numie – your new favorite destination for all things clean and convenient!
We're thrilled you're here! 😊 At Numie, we're on a mission to redefine personal hygiene with our innovative portable bidets. Say goodbye to old-fashioned methods and hello to a fresh, hassle-free experience – anytime, anywhere.
Our Story:
Numie was born out of a desire to make personal hygiene easier, more sustainable, and downright enjoyable. Our journey started with a simple idea: to bring the benefits of bidets to everyone, regardless of where they are. Whether you're at home, at work, or exploring the great outdoors, Numie is your trusty sidekick for staying clean and confident.
What Makes Us Special:
Top-Notch Quality: We're sticklers for quality. Each Numie portable bidet is crafted with care and precision, using premium materials that stand the test of time. We believe in delivering products that exceed your expectations and make you wonder how you ever lived without them.
Hygiene Anytime, Anywhere: Bidets on the go? You betcha! Our portable bidets are compact, discreet, and super easy to use. Whether you're jet-setting across the globe or running errands around town, Numie is always by your side, ready to keep you feeling fresh and fabulous.
Sustainability at Heart: We're passionate about the planet and committed to doing our part. By using Numie, you're not just saving toilet paper – you're helping to reduce waste and protect the environment. It's a win-win for you and Mother Earth!
Customer Delight: Your happiness is our happiness. Seriously! Our friendly team is here to answer your questions, solve your problems, and put a smile on your face. We're not just selling bidets – we're building relationships, one satisfied customer at a time.
Thank you for choosing Numie! We're beyond excited to embark on this clean and fresh journey with you. Let's make every day a Numie day – because life's too short for anything less than squeaky-clean satisfaction!
Warmest wishes,
Brian Johnson, Chief Hygiene Officer (CHO) at Numie